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Here Is Were I . . . Wield a Really Big Sword
Here Is Were I . . . Wield a Really Big Sword
Here Is Where I . . .
Published 9th September, 2016
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Gideon Thump knows magic abounds in his town, that a tight crew of his classmates are secretly champions of the light and face down evil on a daily basis. All he needs is proof. He foolishly trails their leader and soon finds himself no longer a simple observer. Dropped inadvertently into the role of the major hero, with heavy sword and all, Gideon must win over a supporting cast that blames him for the loss of one of their own, while facing down magical baddies that are thoroughly modern and a little absurd.

Making matters worse, his annoying cousin moves in with him and runs afoul of magic herself. With a sinister foe dead set on harvesting Gideon's fledgling magic, he must rally the troops and employ his addled wits to carve out a destiny that doesn't result in him shuffling off this mortal coil.

See also:

When Death Came For Ernst WilcoBureau of Meet CuteHero of Castle Dauntless20 First ChaptersA Door UnmooredNell and VoidLast of the LitterTy Wallace Versus the HereafterFaeries Don't Exist!This Lemon Saves the WorldHeroes of PerpetuaWith a Side of Universal DestructionArcana CreekThe God WheelGhost CoastThe Powers That FleeWonderstormsNed FirebreakFlame and FortuneTagalongUntimely AgentDecisive MagicWe Three MeetBurnt JesusHow to Survive a Magical QuestEmery Fogg Defeats the Shadow Swarm (Pretty Much)Emery Fogg Conquers the Warp Dragons (Mostly)Emery Fogg Takes to Magic (Sort Of)FracturedUnearthedGraham the Gargoyle OmnibusGraham the Gargoyle 1: Graham's GriefGraham The Gargoyle 2: Flenn's FollyGraham the Gargoyle 3: Ot's OrdealIrving Wishbutton 1: The Questing AcademyIrving Wishbutton 2: The Revision RavineIrving Wishbutton 3: The Tomb of TomesIrving Wishbutton 4: The Domain of SagasChaos at the Door: Monsters In Boxers 1Bring On the MagicOverrunOverwhelmedOffshoots