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Here’s the recipe for the most off-the-wall novel you’ll read this century:

--Take one underwhelming produce clerk, Justin Greenwood.

--Add a sentient lemon with extraordinary intelligence and abilities, Eureka.

--Blend together with an agent of the improbable, Agent Rollins.

--Fold in a cunning scientist with extra chutzpah, Doctor Rachel Honeycomb.

--Subject mixture to extreme heat and danger on a remote island filled with bizarre and dire mad science experiments.

--Serve alongside crackerjack action and wit.

Brian Clopper pens an absurd love letter to the technothrillers of Crichton, Rollins, Preston, and Child.

Brian Clopper adores the strange beasties and experiments his scrambled mind summoned for this novel.

Brian Clopper enjoys sounding off about his writing in the third person.

Finally, Brian Clopper wonders if this fever dream of a tale will be perceived as a cry for help. The past two years have been tough on everybody and no one would fault him if he cracked a little, right?